Belatedly Obvious

Posted: November 7, 2008 in Political Wrangling
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Thinking just now, I realised something so obvious that I am stunned, literally stunned, at not having noticed it before. Behold my revelation:

Sarah Palin is the exact American equivalent of Pauline Hanson.

Think about it. Both were politically obscure, self-aggrandising women raised into sudden prominence at election-time. Both prided themselves on being average and down-to-Earth (read: redneck and bogan, respectively) and were, as a result of their awful catchphrases, cringeworthy interviews and general ignorance, lampooned with a public ferocity and vigour normally restricted to mob lynchings in revolutionary France. Compare the Pauline Pantsdown ‘I Don’t Like It’ song to Tina Fey’s Palin impersonations. Contrast Hanson’s infamous TV blunder, wherein she asked for an explanation of the word xenophobia despite her aggressive anti-immigration views, with Palin’s claim to have foriegn policy experience because Russia is visible from Alaska. Oh, and then there was Sarah’s little problem with a certain Alaskan trooper; although at least, unlike Pauline, she didn’t go to jail for embezzeling party funds. (Instead, she spent them at Neiman Marcus.)  It all adds up, and to such a frightening extent that it’s almost like one politician has been inhabiting two separate bodies. (Stephen King, eat your heart out.)

So, what’s next for Palin? A trip on Dancing with the Stars and a string of lacklustre interviews with New Idea until fading gently into obscurity?

God, I hope so.

Comments
  1. Lauren Harding-Healy says:

    Ah, you’re one of us – that explains why you knew who Richie Benaud was over at Halo. To be honest, I was a little shocked that someone I thought was American knew who he was!

    Back on topic, and hopefully this means that Palin will be doing a little stint in prison soon, although her conviction will be quashed and she’ll end up doing puff pieces on lifestyle/current affairs programmes.

  2. fozmeadows says:

    Hehe, yeah, I can see how that would be confusing. But yep – I’m an Aussie. As for Palin, I’m trying to imagine her in a women’s prison and failing quite graphically. This is probably a good thing.

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