Ah, life. In today’s news, we have:
Free condoms for Catholic World Youth Day pilgrims.
Randomly decapitated rabbits in Germany.
Wife kills husband with folding couch.
Cat adopts rejected red panda cub.
And, of course:
Burglar trapped in chimney for 10 hours.
TGIF!
shattersnipe: malcontent & rainbows 
You know what they say… truth is definitely stranger than fiction. LOL.
I love that human beings will believe an uncanny true thing without asking for evidence, but if you put down something even slightly less weird in a book or film, they’ll call you out for being unrealistic. Definitely stranger than fiction!