“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.

“There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

So quoth the immortal Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (original radio series, you novel-toutin’ apologists) – but I’m rapidly becoming of¬†the view that if a¬†spry mad-libber were to¬†replace the word ‘universe’ in the preceding paragraph with ‘NSW State Labor Party’, they wouldn’t be far wrong. ¬†¬†

Behold: John Watkins, NSW State Transport Minister, has stated his readiness to use WorkChoices to – wait for it – stop union action. He’s not unaware of the irony. And he doesn’t care.

It’s like the Damnation of Ruddock come to life, only instead of a besuited¬†Nick Slick Minchin pulling the strings, it’s the ghostly hand of Howard, dripping with¬†vile ectoplasm as it¬†emerges from the cooling¬†ashes of an unholy pyre. Morris Iemma has always resembled nothing so much as the failed punchline¬†of a bad joke, but in light of Belinda Neal and John Della-Bosca – not to mention the¬†repulsive¬†Milton Orkopoulos¬†– he’s started looking more and more like a real-world¬†Cornelius Fudge.

I never thought I’d say this. Lordy, how I wish things could be otherwise, but right now, I’m really left with only one alternative. The NSW State Labor party will lose the next election, if there’s any justice in the world. The Liberals will get in.

And from the safety of Melbourne, I will smile.

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