Archive for July 1, 2008

Being Sick Sucks

Posted: July 1, 2008 in Mixed Lollies
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I haveΒ a theory: when humanity has finally grown immune to the common cold, we’ll be halfway evolved to a different state of being.

There is something so fundamentally h. sapiens aboutΒ our yearly slide into the Land of VileΒ Mucus that it’s hard to imagine the ability absenting itself from our species. That being said, I think we’d all happily suffer some chromosonal difference if it meant halving our yearly tissue bill.

Right now, my head is so clogged it feels like I’ve nasally inhaled a king-sized duvet.

Stupid flu.