A new day dawns, and The Brisbane Times is with us again. Behold:
1. ‘We’re not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)’
2. Oral sex blamed for rise in throat cancer (still holding strong!)
3. Prince Charles pays off royal debt
4. Man intentionally jumped from plane without chute
5. 25% of New Yorkers have herpes: survey
And all is right with the universe.
